Whether You’re Shopping For Yourself Or A Loved One, Own Or Give A Piece Of Uranus

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We’re not just selling you a tiny, insignificant piece of Uranus either. We’re giving you a whole square mile of Uranus! That’s a whole lot of Uranus to explore, live on and if you’re inclined penetrate! If you don’t want to settle on the surface of Uranus, you can choose to own a ring around Uranus or even one of the big, fat moons of Uranus, after all, what good is Uranus without a good moon occasionally?

As well as the right to live on the surface of Uranus, you also get the deep mining rights to Uranus. You have the opportunity to make millions by exploiting the natural methane gas deposits deep inside Uranus!

Your land purchase is also recorded with R.E.C.T.U.M. (The Real Estate Commission and Trust of Uranus Management), the official agency that controls real estate transactions on Uranus. You will become an automatic member of R.E.C.T.U.M with your first purchase, a membership card is included in your gift package.