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BuyUranus.com is owned and operated by Wylie Digital, Inc.
Disclaimer: BuyUranus.com is a novelty site operated for entertainment purposes only. All of the merchandise for sale on this site is only for entertainment and holds no value other than it's entertaining nature. Wylie Digital, Inc. in no way claims that when you buy a piece of Uranus that you have any legal claim to that little piece of the Solar System unless you go up there and personally put a fence around it.
Wylie Digital, Inc. is located in Wesley Chapel, Florida and is a software development company. When we're not handling Uranus we're doing some real work.
Feel free to give us a call at 1-813-944-3910.
We are always happy to hear from you and receive your comments and suggestions.
While our head office is located deep inside Uranus where we are always searching for new gas deposits, all phone calls, messages and emails are forwarded to us daily by Wylie Digital, Inc.
Wylie Digital, Inc.
27221 State Road 56
Wesley Chapel, FL 33544
Is My Personal Information Safe?
Yes, no personal information is stored on our web server.
What are your shipping policies?
Most orders are shipped or emailed within 48 hours. We ship using the USPS for both domestic US orders and International orders (please be aware that international orders can take up to 30 days to arrive although less than 10 is the norm).
What is your return policy?
We can honestly say that up to date we have had no returns but if you are not happy in any way you can return your package for a refund excluding shipping. Because of the personalized nature of the product we do charge a 20% disposal fee.
What Keeps My Credit Card Safe?
All personal information including credit card data is encrypted. Your credit card information is not stored on our site and all processing is done through our processor Cybersource.
As a great man once said "Can you afford not to own Uranus" and who are we to argue.
There are just four things we need to know first;
1. How would you like us to delivery it. By Mail or Electronically.
2. Which piece of Uranus would you like.
3. What is the legal title holders name.
4. What are you going to call your spot.
We handle every piece of Uranus with the care it deserves and ship or email within 48 hours so what are you waiting for...
Note: Customers who choose electronic delivery will receive an email with download instructions. The download files will be pdf's. We suggest printing your certificate and consitution on a quality blank certificate with a border, these are readily availlable from stores such as Staples, Amazon or any store where paper products are sold.
We guarantee no one can lay claim on Uranus by registering each sale with R.E.C.T.U.M. Each deed contains the exact location of your spot which is also entered into the Great tome of R.E.C.T.U.M.
What is R.E.C.T.U.M.?
R.E.C.T.U.M. was founded in the early 1960's just as the space race was getting underway by a group of visionaries who knew that one day soon everyone would want to own a piece of Uranus. As legal claims to the various planets were being registered with the governments of the world R.E.C.T.U.M. was the only organization to think of registering the cold, gassy body of Uranus.
R.E.C.T.U.M. also registered a claim to all the moons of Uranus because what would Uranus be worth without a good moon?
You can sleep easy knowing that R.E.C.T.U.M. will ensure Uranus won't be resold, photographed, rented or leased in any way without of course your prior consent.
Our Forefathers who knew all kinds of things about Uranus drew up the Constitution containing eight articles. The original document is kept safe at R.E.C.T.U.M. headquarters.
Rights of Residence:
As a person having officially registered a deed with R.E.C.T.U.M. you have the right to sit on Uranus for as long as you wish.
Rights of Penetration:
Any persons holding a legal title has the right to penetrate deep inside the gassy interior of Uranus.
Rights of Trespass:
No person shall enter any part of Uranus without written prior consent from the legal title holder of the piece of Uranus in question.
Rights of Erection.
Any legal title holder has the right to lay any erection either upon the surface of Uranus or deep within Uranus.
Rights of Mining:
Any person holding the rights to a piece of Uranus may mine deep within Uranus and has the right to any valuable deposits discovered.
Rights of Emissions:
Any person residing on the surface of Uranus will also have the right to any gaseous emissions from Uranus and may collect these emissions and sell them as genuine gas from Uranus.
Right to Bear:
As a legal title holder to a piece of Uranus you have the right to privately, or publicly bear Uranus and show any piece of Uranus to either private citizens, or the press.
Rights of Ownership:
As deed holder you have the right to enter, use, resell, rent or lease Uranus for profit, or just enjoyment. You may also deed Uranus to a charity for their non-profit use.
No, we're giving you free and clear, legal title to a full square mile piece of Uranus for just $19.95 with Free Shipping
The gift package includes:
Please note that if electronic delivery is selected the package includes your certificate, constitution, brouchure and VIP card in PDF format. We suggest printing the certificate and constitution on blank certificate parchment paper readily available at most paper suppliers.
The basic package includes:
You can also get a whole host of great extras to go with your purchase when you own a piece of Uranus including license plates and mouse pads. We will constantly be adding new, exciting products and ways to show your proud ownership of Uranus.
What gives us the right to sell Uranus to anyone? Well, we are the only official outlet for R.E.C.T.U.M. and all sales are recorded in their official registry.
I gave my boyfriend a piece of Uranus and it gives him so much pleasure...
Congratulations! You've found the best gift site on the internet!
We're not just selling you a tiny, insignificant piece of Uranus either. We're giving you a whole square mile of Uranus! That's a whole lot of Uranus to explore, live on and if you're inclined penetrate! If you don't want to settle on the surface of Uranus, you can choose to own a ring around Uranus or even one of the big, fat moons of Uranus, after all, what good is Uranus without a good moon occasionally?
As well as the right to live on the surface of Uranus, you also get the deep mining rights to Uranus. You have the opportunity to make millions by exploiting the natural methane gas deposits deep inside Uranus!
Your land purchase is also recorded with R.E.C.T.U.M. (The Real Estate Commission and Trust of Uranus Management), the official agency that controls real estate transactions on Uranus. You will become an automatic member of R.E.C.T.U.M with your first purchase, a membership card is included in your gift package.
I can't wait to inspect Uranus...
I've got a huge spot on Uranus...
Available via regular mail or email.
Lets be honest there's a lot of Uranus to go around and since we at buyuranus.com believe everyone should own and even share Uranus we have since the late 90's been offering forward thinking individuals like yourself free and clear, legal title to a full square mile of that gassy object.
If you don't want a piece of Uranus for yourself we're sure someone you love would certainly enjoy it. Our gift packs include a personalised Title Deed, a copy of the Uranus Constitution, a brochure on 'Everything you need to know about Uranus', a sticker and even a membership card to R.E.C.T.U.M. (The Real Estate Commission and Trust of Uranus Management).
You can even pick your spot, from the rings around Uranus to the gases deep down inside Uranus, you can own it all right here for just $19.95 with Free Shipping or select the electronic delivery option and have it in your hands in hours.
What are you waiting for, follow the Uranus Probe for more information.